Stupid stuff

README.md

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-# everything
+# Everything
 
-The massively-parallel programming language of the future!
+The massively parallelizable programming language of the future! Everything runs every line of your program at the same time, so you'll never have to worry about manually parallelizing your program ever again! Your program just goes blazingly fast by default!

main.ev

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+sub a b 1
+print a c 2
+set a 10 0
+set b 1 0
+set c hi 0
+set a 10 0
+set b 1 0
+set c hi 0
+set a 10 0
+set b 1 0
+set c hi 0

main.py

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+import random
+import threading
+import time
+import sys
+
+mem = {}
+threads = []
+
+def thread(a, b, c, d):
+    def f():
+        # print(a, b, c, d)
+        try:
+            match a:
+                case 'set':
+                    try:
+                        mem[b] = int(c)
+                    except:
+                        mem[b] = c
+                case 'print':
+                    print(mem[c])
+                case 'add':
+                    mem[b] += mem[c]
+                case 'sub':
+                    mem[b] -= mem[c]
+                case 'mul':
+                    mem[b] *= mem[c]
+                case 'div':
+                    mem[b] /= mem[c]
+            if mem[b] > 0 and int(d) > 0:
+                time.sleep(0.001)
+                threads[int(d) - 1]()
+        except:
+            return
+    return f
+
+with open(sys.argv[1]) as f:
+    for line in f.readlines():
+        threads.append(thread(*line.split()))
+
+for thread in sorted(threads, key=lambda _: random.random()):
+    threading.Thread(target=thread).start()