Finished first 3 episodes

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+layout: post
+title:  "iOS Jailbreaking || Why Life is Just a Programming Task"
+date:   2020-10-28 11:01:56 -0500
+author: Ta180m
+tags: ["iOS", "Hacking", "Windows", "Linux", "Programming"]
+---
+
+
+Let's do this "episode" style:
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+
+## Episode 0 (Because no true programmer would start a list with 1)
+
+In fourth or fifth grade, a friend told me about all the cool things he was doing with his jailbroken iPhone.
+
+This is EXACTLY like your friend telling you about how fun and awesome competitive programming is.
+
+I wasn't impressed.
+
+
+## Episode 1
+
+Five years later...
+
+After doing some TI-Nspire, Wii U, and Switch hacking, I set my eyes on my lowly iPhone 6s with a cracked screen that I'm procrastinating to fix. The time was ripe for some iOS jailbreaking!
+
+Hacking a TI-Nspire, Wii U, or Switch involves going on GitHub and downloading some files. But for iOS jailbreaking, I was clueless on what to download, so I searched for "iPhone 6s 12.1.4 jailbreak".
+
+DON'T DO THIS! You get a bunch of junk results like random YouTube videos, so I followed one and it was really sketchy. Like, extremely sketchy. I had to install a bunch of apps from the app store before the jailbreak could begin, and, well, it was sketchy.
+
+Plus, it didn't work.
+
+This is EXACTLY like a weird, sketchy greedy algorithm that you doubt is going to work, and you implement it, but... it doesn't work.
+
+
+## Episode 2
+
+Yeah, that didn't work. Let's try something else. So, I did some research, and found a different, actually legit jailbreak. But it was still sketchy, because I didn't know a thing about sideloading `.ipa`s, so I installed some kind of enterprise app thingy? DON'T DO THIS! You'll get pwned instantly, so yeah, don't install untrusted and sketchy apps.
+
+But somehow, it worked!
+
+This is EXACTLY like a weird, sketchy greedy algorithm that you doubt is going to work, and you implement it, but... it does work somehow.
+