49 lines
1.4 KiB
Python
Executable file
49 lines
1.4 KiB
Python
Executable file
#!/usr/bin/python
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import os
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print("""
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__ __
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/ /__________ ______/ /_
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/ __/ ___/ __ `/ ___/ __ \\
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/ /_/ / / /_/ (__ ) / / /
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\__/_/ \__,_/____/_/ /_/
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""")
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while True:
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print("$ ", end="")
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x = input()
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if x == '':
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print("HELLO??? ANYONE THERE???")
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elif "help" in x:
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print("YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE??? THERE ARE NO ANSWERS IN THE BACK OF THE BOOK!!!")
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elif "if" in x:
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print("NO BRANCHES FOR U!!!")
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elif "for" in x or "while" in x:
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print("YOU WANT TO MAKE ME RUN FOREVER???")
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elif "cd" in x:
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print("CD??? COMPACT DISK??? I HAVEN'T USED ONE IN DECADES!!!")
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elif "ls" in x:
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print("YOU FORGOT ALREADY???")
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elif "pwd" in x:
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print("GET LOST!!!")
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elif "echo" in x:
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print("I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!")
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elif "mkdir" in x:
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print("WHY???")
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elif "cp" in x:
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print("TRYING TO COMMIT PIRACY???")
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elif "mv" in x:
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print("THAT FILE ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE!!!")
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elif "rm" in x:
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print("HAHAHAHAHA!!!")
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elif "apt" in x:
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print("THERE ARE NO CHEAT CODES IN THIS GAME!!!")
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elif "sudo" in x:
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os.system("xdg-open https://xkcd.com/838/")
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else:
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r = os.system(x)
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if r == 0:
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print("WELL WELL WELL IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A NONZERO IQ!!!")
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else:
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print("DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT WOULD WORK???")
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