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Feeling embarrassed and defeated, your BMI slinked away, never to be seen again.
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@ -60,4 +60,4 @@ But nope, not so fast! A new enemy approaches: your BMI! Yes, we see you right t
The fourth wall sighed, because what else can you do in this situation? She stood up, defeated, and dragged herself towards the exit door of Facebook HQ. On the way out, she spotted the quantum computing engineers baking a giant, qubit-shaped cake in celebration of the qubit that doesn't even work yet because it's not 2040. The fourth wall decided to have some cake to beef up to withstand your BMI. Soon, the engineers finished baking the cake and hoisted it out of the oven. The fourth wall grabbed a server rack and used it to slice a huge chunk of cake out (hey, she's a big wall with a big appetite) and bit in.
But suddenly, you screamed in pain! That cake was part of you! Your BMI was so gargantuan, part of your arm had also penetrated the fourth wall into the story when you squeezed the fourth wall into shreds and now it's been baked into the cake! You flailed around and eventually extracted your arm out of the story. Happy ending? Not quite. You still have to deal with Paimon the camel who's currently parading along your girth. Have fun! Hey, you'll get some exercise and decrease your risk of heart disease!
But suddenly, you screamed in pain! That cake was part of you! Your BMI was so gargantuan, part of your arm had also penetrated the fourth wall into the story when you squeezed the fourth wall into shreds and now it's been baked into the cake! Feeling embarrassed and defeated, your BMI slinked away, never to be seen again. You flailed around and eventually extracted your arm out of the story. Happy ending? Not quite. You still have to deal with Paimon the camel who's currently parading along your girth. Have fun! Hey, you'll get some exercise and decrease your risk of heart disease!