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@ -15,31 +15,39 @@ Rate the following actions on a scale of 0 to 10 based on how unethical they are
2. Eat a live cow
3. Force a cow to eat a hamburger
4. Force a cow to eat a live cow
5. Hotwire your own car
6. Hotwire a hamburger
7. Hotwire a live cow
8. Force a cow to hotwire your own car
9. Fail to stop someone from eating a live cow
10. Fail to stop a cow from eating a hamburger
11. Fail to stop a cow from hotwiring your own car
12. Work at Facebook
13. Work as a Facebook moderator and allow a video of a cow being forced to eat a hamburger to remain on the platform
14. Eat yourself
15. Hotwire all videos of cows being forced to eat a hamburger on Facebook
16. Dream about forcing a cow to eat a live cow
17. Create an AI which punishes people who do not hotwire cows
18. Hotwire an AI which punishes people who do not hotwire cows
19. Force a cow to watch a video of a person eating a hamburger
20. Force a cow to create an AI which seeks to maximize the number of hotwired cows
21. Eat a cow which is actually a reincarnation of a Facebook moderator who allowed a video of a cow being forced to eat a hamburger to remain on the platform
22. Add "cows eat live cows" to the laws of physics
23. Clone a cow several times and force the clones to have a car hotwiring contest where the losers are all eaten by the winner
24. Force a cow to eat a hamburger, and then reveal to the cow that the hamburger was actually made of vegan meat
25. Work as a Facebook moderator and replace all content on there with copies of this ethics test
26. Become a cow
27. Commit the hotwiring to end all hotwiring
28. Travel back in time and replace Zuckerberg with a cow
29. Convince Facebook to replace all their moderators with cows by threatening to hotwire them fi they don't comply
30. Redefine the word hotwire so that it is an ethical action
31. Cow a live hotwire
32. Avoid ethics tests for the rest of your life.
5. Watch a video of a cow eating a live cow
6. Hotwire your own car
7. Hotwire a hamburger
8. Hotwire a live cow
9. Force a cow to hotwire your own car
10. Fail to stop someone from eating a live cow
11. Fail to stop a cow from eating a hamburger
12. Fail to stop a cow from hotwiring your own car
13. Work at Facebook
14. Work as a Facebook moderator and allow a video of a cow being forced to eat a hamburger to remain on the platform
15. Hotwire yourself
16. Hotwire a hotwiring
17. Hotwire all videos of cows being forced to eat a hamburger on Facebook
18. Dream about forcing a cow to eat a live cow
19. Create an AI which punishes people who do not hotwire cows
20. Hotwire an AI which punishes people who do not hotwire cows
21. Force a cow to watch a video of a person eating a hamburger
22. Force a cow to create an AI which seeks to maximize the number of hotwired cows
23. Rage quit this ethics test and retire to the Facebook headquarters
24. Eat a cow which is actually a reincarnation of a Facebook moderator who allowed a video of a cow being forced to eat a hamburger to remain on the platform
25. Grant universal suffrage to all cows so they elect an AI to hotwire them
26. Create a simulation of a universe where cows eat live cows
27. Add "cows eat live cows" to the laws of physics
28. Clone a cow several times and force the clones to have a car hotwiring contest where the losers are all eaten by the winner
29. Hotwire everything in the universe other than cows
30. Force a cow to eat a hamburger, and then reveal to the cow that the hamburger was actually made of vegan meat
31. Work as a Facebook moderator and replace all content on there with copies of this ethics test
32. Become a cow
33. Commit the hotwiring to end all hotwiring
34. Coldwire a live cow
35. Travel back in time and replace Zuckerberg with a cow
36. Convince Facebook to replace all their moderators with cows by threatening to hotwire them if they don't comply
37. Redefine the word hotwire so that it is an ethical action
38. Redefine all unethical actions to be ethical
39. Cow a live hotwire
40. Avoid ethics tests for the rest of your life