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date: 2024-01-22T23:18:18-05:00
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description: "Puns, probability, and more probability."
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type: "post"
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tags: ["math", "probability"]
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tags: ["math", "probability", "asian-bayesian-series"]
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date: 2023-12-20T03:36:43Z
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description: "Puns, game theory, and the loss of precision."
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type: "post"
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tags: ["math", "game-theory", "probability", "fun", "numerical-computing", "bad-code"]
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tags: ["math", "game-theory", "probability", "fun", "numerical-computing", "bad-code", "asian-bayesian-series"]
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@ -3,11 +3,12 @@ title: "Azerbaijan"
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date: 2023-02-25T05:20:13Z
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description: "The one and only sequel to Beavers"
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type: "post"
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tags: ["humor", "fiction", "story", "fun"]
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tags: ["humor", "fiction", "story", "fun", "lots-of-vowels-series"]
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*This is the sequel to [Beavers](/posts/beavers)*
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*This is the second story in the [Lots of Vowels Series](/tags/lots-of-vowels-series/)*
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The long road from Tehran, Iran to Baku, Azerbaijan stretches a thousand kilometers across the unremittingly barren deserts of western Asia, filled with ancient intrigue, treachery, mystery, and let's be honest, just a lot of boredom and "are we there yet"s. Especially when you're trying to survive a 12-hour bus ride with two Taliban fighters, a Ukrainian ex-dictator, a Chinese anthropology professor, and a cute Pallas's cat who may or may not want to kill you.
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date: 2023-02-21T15:11:05Z
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description: "An excuse for me to use the phrase military-grade beaver urinals"
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type: "post"
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tags: ["story", "fiction", "humor"]
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tags: ["story", "fiction", "humor", "lots-of-vowels-series"]
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*This is the first story in the [Lots of Vowels Series](/tags/lots-of-vowels-series/)*
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Leiaou stood breathless, surveying the horror below her. There, stretched out in a long line, was a density of military-grade urinals that she had never seen before, not even in her worst nightmare. She knew of their terrible power, but hadn't expected them to be here, of all places. They were certainly not intended for human use. They were for beavers.
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Beavers.
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date: 2024-01-20T13:25:05-05:00
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description: "Where Ben Qi's secret will be revealed for once and for all"
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type: "post"
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tags: ["humor", "fun", "shaggy-dog-story", "story", "fiction", "benq"]
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tags: ["humor", "fun", "shaggy-dog-story", "story", "fiction", "benq-series"]
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*This is a sequel to [Miasma](/posts/miasma)*
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*This is the third story in the [Benq Series](/tags/benq-series/)*
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Oh, joy! Another sequel? Maybe we'll actually learn Ben Qi's secret this time. Now, enter Calumny, the slander-loving sister of Ennui and Miasma with a personality thinner than a tabloid. How utterly charming.
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date: 2023-03-10T03:09:25Z
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description: "The deep, dark secret of IOI winners"
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type: "post"
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tags: ["fiction", "story", "short-story", "competitive-programming", "ioi", "shaggy-dog-story", "monk-joke", "fun", "humor"]
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tags: ["fiction", "story", "short-story", "competitive-programming", "ioi", "shaggy-dog-story", "monk-joke", "fun", "humor", "benq-series"]
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*This is the first story in the [Benq Series](/tags/benq-series/)*
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Oh, great. Another doe-eyed rebellious anime girl to add to the endless parade of generics that litter the media landscape. Ennui, huh? Well, isn't that just perfect.
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Ennui had a seething hatred for modern society, because honestly, who doesn't? She despised the endless monotonicity, er, I meant monotony, of her life and the only emotion she could feel nowadays was boredom. Endless, dull, tedious boredom!
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date: 2024-03-27T21:39:37-05:00
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description: "The third installment of the Short Story series, written by Kevin"
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type: "post"
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tags: ["story", "constrained-writing", "fun", "fiction"]
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tags: ["story", "constrained-writing", "fun", "fiction", "short-story-series"]
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date: 2024-01-20T00:36:47-05:00
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description: "Nope, I'm not telling you Ben Qi's secret"
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type: "post"
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tags: ["shaggy-dog-story", "story", "fiction", "fun", "humor"]
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tags: ["shaggy-dog-story", "story", "fiction", "fun", "humor", "benq-series"]
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*This is the sequel to [Ennui](/posts/ennui)*
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*This is the second story in the [Benq Series](/tags/benq-series/)*
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Winning the IOI only requires a dash of creativity and problem solving. Baking the world's largest Oreo and shattering the Guinness World Record on the other hand, requires perseverance, humiliation, wait no, I meant humility, and filling out a lot of government paperwork so that the FBI doesn't come knocking on your door asking if you're scheming to use your two thousand pounds of baking soda to build a life-sized volcano to terrorize people with a really impressive science fair project.
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date: 2024-03-05T22:18:21-05:00
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description: "A parody of Alek Westover's recent short story"
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type: "post"
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tags: ["story", "fiction", "parody", "fun", "constrained-writing"]
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tags: ["story", "fiction", "parody", "fun", "constrained-writing", "short-story-series"]
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draft: true
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description: "The final story in a long saga of nonsense"
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type: "post"
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tags: ["humor", "fun", "fiction", "math"]
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tags: ["humor", "fun", "fiction", "math", "lots-of-vowels-series"]
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*This is the sequel to [Azerbaijan](/posts/azerbaijan)*
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*This is the third story in the [Lots of Vowels Series](/tags/lots-of-vowels-series/)*
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Kelvin stood there horrified in the MIT dining hall, transfixed on the gruesome corpse of a Gaussian integer that had been factored one too many times. It was a revolting, esoteric scene, but no one other than Kelvin seemed to care. Didn't they understand the gravity of the situation?
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