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Small edits to Miasma story, change "a sequel" to "the sequel"
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@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ tags: ["humor", "fiction", "story", "fun"]
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*This is a sequel to [Beavers](/posts/beavers)*
*This is the sequel to [Beavers](/posts/beavers)*
The long road from Tehran, Iran to Baku, Azerbaijan stretches a thousand kilometers across the unremittingly barren deserts of western Asia, filled with ancient intrigue, treachery, mystery, and let's be honest, just a lot of boredom and "are we there yet"s. Especially when you're trying to survive a 12-hour bus ride with two Taliban fighters, a Ukrainian ex-dictator, a Chinese anthropology professor, and a cute Pallas's cat who may or may not want to kill you.

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@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ tags: ["shaggy-dog-story", "story", "fiction", "fun", "humor"]
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*This is a sequel to [Ennui](/posts/ennui)*
*This is the sequel to [Ennui](/posts/ennui)*
Winning the IOI only requires a dash of creativity and problem solving. Baking the world's largest Oreo and shattering the Guinness World Record on the other hand, requires perseverance, humiliation, wait no, I meant humility, and filling out a lot of government paperwork so that the FBI doesn't come knocking on your door asking if you're scheming to use your two thousand pounds of baking soda to build a life-sized volcano to terrorize people with a really impressive science fair project.
@ -37,14 +37,14 @@ Finally, Ennui and Ben finished baking the Oreo and suddenly found themselves su
"Hey Ben," Ennui said, dragging over Miasma clutching phone, "This is Miasma, my sister that I told you all about. She's more boring in person."
"OH MY GOSHI, OH MY GOSH, IS THIS BENQ THE IOI GOD IN HUMAN FORM??!?! EEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Miasma squealed, pointing her phone at Ben, "ORZ ORZ ORZ ORZ! EVERYONE, LOOKI HERE, LOOK AT THIS!! I'M WITNESSING BENQ IN FRONT OF THE WORLD'S!!! LARGEST!!! OREO!!! OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S SO INSANE *drops phone* DON'T FORGET TO SMASH THAT UWU LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE!!!"
"OH MY GOSHI, OH MY GOSH, IS THIS BENQ THE IOI GOD IN HUMAN FORM??!?! EEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Miasma squealed, pointing her phone at Ben, "ORZ ORZ ORZ ORZ! EVERYONE, LOOKI HERE, LOOK AT THIS!! I'M WITNESSING BENQ IN FRONT OF THE WORLD'S!!! LARGEST!!! OREO!!! OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS SOOOOOOO INSANE!!! *drops phone* DON'T FORGET TO SMASH THAT UWU LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE!!!"
Ben faints, because how else are you even supposed to react to that?
"EEEEEEEEEE THE WORLD'S GREATEST COMPETITIVE PROGRAMMER JUST COLLAPSED FROM MY KAWAIINESS!!! UWU UWU ORZ *drops phone on foot* OOOWWW ORZ!!"
"EEEEEEEEEE THE WORLD'S GREATEST COMPETITIVE PROGRAMMER JUST COLLAPSED FROM MY KAWAIINESS!!! MAYBE HE'LL LET US IN ON HIS SECRET!! UWU UWU ORZ *drops phone on foot* OOOWWW ORZ!!"
Ben furiously unfaints, his head pounding with a headache and missing half its cells, while his ears start bleeding.
"Ben!" Ennui yelps and shakes him, "Ben, are you OK? How are you feeling?"
"Ben!" Ennui yelps and shakes him, "Ben, are you OK? Are you feeling alright?"
"I feel viral."

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*This is a sequel to [Azerbaijan](/posts/azerbaijan)*
*This is the sequel to [Azerbaijan](/posts/azerbaijan)*
Kelvin stood there horrified in the MIT dining hall, transfixed on the gruesome corpse of a Gaussian integer that had been factored one too many times. It was a revolting, esoteric scene, but no one other than Kelvin seemed to care. Didn't they understand the gravity of the situation?