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@ -35,7 +35,7 @@ Azerbaijan simply does not exist.
Zhandos was also readily aware of the truth. He had no doubt that "Azerbaijan" was a nothing more than Kazakhstan's brilliant Pallas's cats gaslighting the entire world. Genius! A masterclass in gaslighting! He patiently unpacked a blender with razor-sharp blades from his second outermost raincoat, and plugged it into one of the bus's power outlets. Instantly, the bus's already-sluggish speed halved, and everyone stared at the driver, who stared at the road, because he was a responsible driver. Guiltily, Zhandos unplugged the blender.
The black hole that was the poker game had now engulfed Leiaou and the Chinese anthropology professor and even Zhandos. The thrill! The Taliban bros were losing left and right of what was left of their money, but everyone was having tons of fun, which we all know is what matters. This round, the flop was all aces. Leiaou had the final ace, the Ace of Spades, and bet all her chips. One of the Taliban fighters accused her of bluffing and bet his entire arm. The other Taliban dude bet both his arms. Zhandos bet all of his raincoats. The anthropology professor bet all the languages in Azerbaijan. The Ukrainian bet the entire country of Azerbaijan.
The black hole that was the poker game had now engulfed Leiaou and the Chinese anthropology professor and even Zhandos. The thrill! The Taliban bros were losing left and right of what was left of their money, but everyone was having tons of fun, which we all know is what matters. This round, the flop was all aces. Leiaou had the final ace, the Ace of Spades, and bet all her chips. One of the Taliban fighters accused her of bluffing and bet his entire arm. The other Taliban dude bet both his arms. Zhandos bet all of his raincoats (including a blender!). The anthropology professor bet all the languages in Azerbaijan. The Ukrainian bet the entire country of Azerbaijan.
The fourth dealt card was a King of Hearts and the fifth a Queen of Hearts, and after a final round of everyone accusing everyone else of bluffing and/or not being able to fulfill their bets, the suspense crescendoed with everyone revealing their cards. Zhandos had the Jack and 10 of Hearts—a Royal Flush!—and the entire bus erupted into chaos. The bus driver reminded everyone to stay calm and civil so he could focus on the road.