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title: "Meme Music"
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date: 2022-06-08T20:51:40-05:00
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description: "Two really bad songs I wrote, enjoy!"
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type: "post"
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tags: ["meme", "humor", "music"]
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---
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## Penelope
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Set to the tune of ["Developers Developers"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE):
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```
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Penelope envelope microscope cantelope,
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Telescope gyroscope periscope spectroscope,
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Horoscope antelope endoscope fluoroscope,
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Gastroscope chronoscope allotrope I need to pee.
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```
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If the song didn't sound right, you're pronouncing the words correctly.
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## Never Gonna Blow You Up
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Set to the tune of the theme song of the internet:
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```
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We're no strangers to love
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You know the rules and so do I (do I)
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A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
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You wouldn't get this from any other guy
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
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Gotta make you understand
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Never gonna blow you up
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Never gonna gun you down
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Never gonna turn you round and assault you
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Never gonna make you die
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Never gonna gouge your eye
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Never gonna boil you alive and eat you
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We've known each other for so long
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Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
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Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
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We know the game and we're gonna play it
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And if you ask me how I'm feeling
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Don't tell me you're too blind to see
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Never gonna blow you up
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Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna turn you round and assault you
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Never gonna make you die
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Never gonna gouge your eye
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Never gonna boil you alive and eat you
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Never gonna blow you up
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Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna turn you round and assault you
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Never gonna make you die
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Never gonna gouge your eye
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Never gonna boil you alive and eat you
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(Ooh, blow you up)
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(Ooh, blow you up)
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(Ooh) Never gonna blow, never gonna blow (blow you up)
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(Ooh) Never gonna blow, never gonna blow (blow you up)
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We've known each other for so long
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Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
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Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
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We know the game and we're gonna play it
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
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Gotta make you understand
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Never gonna blow you up
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Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna turn you round and assault you
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Never gonna make you die
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Never gonna gouge your eye
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Never gonna boil you alive and eat you
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Never gonna blow you up
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Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna turn you round and assault you
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Never gonna make you die
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Never gonna gouge your eye
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Never gonna boil you alive and eat you
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Never gonna blow you up
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Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna turn you round and assault you
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Never gonna make you die
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Never gonna gouge your eye
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Never gonna boil you alive and eat you
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```
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Sing this to you romantic partner, it works 100% guarenteed.
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