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@ -13,17 +13,17 @@ Beavers.
The mere thought of that word conjured up vivid images of a nation of Quebec separatists, dying polar bears, and the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.
Speaking of sporting events, everyone knew the FIFA World Cup was more rigged than the skeleton of a 3D model file, and Leiau knew the only winning move was not to play. Unfortunately, the Kazakh government was not so wise.
Speaking of sporting events, everyone knew the FIFA World Cup was more rigged than the skeleton of a 3D model file, and Leiaou knew the only winning move was not to play. Unfortunately, the Kazakh government was not so wise.
Kazakhstan is the greatest country on Earth that you've never heard of. Founded in 1991 by a horde of anti-communist Pallas's cats, its only claim to fame has been renaming its capital city every other year, most recently to Crypto.com, for which it holds a Guinness World Record.
The bidding process for the 2026 FIFA World Cup had boiled down to only 2 cities: Crypto.com, Kazakhstan and London, Canada. Leiau was an anime girl-turned secret agent for the nominally infamous KGB (Kazakhstan Gang of Bullies, not to be confused with the Soviet KGB) and tasked with sabotaging their arch-nemesis Canada's secret army of genetically-enhanced beavers with chess grandmaster skills.
The bidding process for the 2026 FIFA World Cup had boiled down to only 2 cities: Crypto.com, Kazakhstan and London, Canada. Leiaou was an anime girl-turned secret agent for the nominally infamous KGB (Kazakhstan Gang of Bullies, not to be confused with the Soviet KGB) and tasked with sabotaging their arch-nemesis Canada's secret army of genetically-enhanced beavers with chess grandmaster skills.
The musky odor of beaver hair mingled with the acerbic fragrance of urine as Leiau contemplated aborting the mission and defecting to Canada, before remembering that abortion is illegal in Kazakhstan. Suddenly. A strange, deafening sound jolted her senses and there she saw them. A whole stampede.
The musky odor of beaver hair mingled with the acerbic fragrance of urine as Leiaou contemplated aborting the mission and defecting to Canada, before remembering that abortion is illegal in Kazakhstan. Suddenly. A strange, deafening sound jolted her senses and there she saw them. A whole stampede.
Beavers. Hundreds of them. All armed with portable nukes and urine with a pH of -5.
Leiau prepared for the last moments of her life. She screamed and pleaded for mercy. She close her eyes and prayed to the omniscient Pallas's cats that puppeted the Kazakh government.
Leiaou prepared for the last moments of her life. She screamed and pleaded for mercy. She close her eyes and prayed to the omniscient Pallas's cats that puppeted the Kazakh government.
She opened her eyes, half-expecting to find herself in a parade of angelic Pallas's cats, but all she saw was a crowd of quizzical beavers.