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Fix typos in KASPGTW, add note about ending
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@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ tags: ["fiction", "story", "geopolitics"]
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"AHEM listen up, you brainless bakas! Back in ye olden days of yore, like you know, when Lmao Zedong's commie bandits pranced around the mainland like starving seagulls owo, the Republic of China stood tall like a really kawaii lighthouse of hope amidst an ocean of red madness. But what do we have now? Um, bubble tea, pearl milk tea, tapioca milk tea, boba, bubble milk tea, boba tea, pearl tea, tapioca bubble pearl milk tea, sleep-schedule-obliterating tea... Like what the freaking hell? Now I absolutely LOVE bubble tea and all, but the fact that no one can agree on a single name for this sugary goodness is living PROOF that our country has tossed off our former glory straight into the trash can! And you know the only way to make our country great again? Invade West Taiwan, AKA the Pseudo-people's Republic of China! In fact, as I say these very kawaii words, our forces are crossing the strait and we will finally extract our sweet, bubbly revenge! We shall fight on the beaches! We shall fight in the boba dispensaries! We shall fight in the Wuhan Institute of Virology! The Republic of China will prevail uwu! Just watch as we--"
"AHEM listen up, you brainless bakas! Back in ye olden days of yore, like you know, when Lmao Zedong's commie bandits pranced around the mainland like starving seagulls owo, the Republic of China stood tall like a really kawaii lighthouse of hope amidst an ocean of red insanity. But what do we have now? Um, bubble tea, pearl milk tea, tapioca milk tea, boba, bubble milk tea, boba tea, pearl tea, tapioca bubble pearl milk tea, sleep-schedule-obliterating tea uwu... Like what the freaking hell? Now I absolutely LOVE bubble tea and all, but the fact that no one can agree on a single name for this sugary caffeinated goodness is living PROOF that our country has tossed off our former glory straight into the dumpster! And you know the only way to make our country great again? Invade West Taiwan, AKA the Pseudo-people's Republic of China! In fact, as I say these very kawaii words, our forces are crossing the strait and we will finally extract our sweet, bubbly revenge! We shall fight on the beaches! We shall fight in the boba dispensaries! We shall fight in the Wuhan Institute of Virology! The Republic of China will prevail uwu! Just watch as we--"
"STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP--"
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"Shut up! China is on the UN security council and has veto power. They'll never support such a preposterous resolution. Like come on, do you really think China--"
"The Pseudo-people's Republic of China! Or you can call it East Taiwan!"
"The Pseudo-people's Republic of China! Or you can call it West Taiwan!"
"Shut the freaking hell up! Mr. Hayashi, may we please ban Midori for once and for all from this club? She's obviously acting in bad faith and no intention in engaging in any serious conversations. I'm sure we could achieve consensus and do a unanimous vote or something."
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And finally for the ending:
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Mr. prime minister!" Midori squeals, "You're really saying you can help me change my star sign by editing my birth certificate uwu??? I can finally become a Cancer instead of a boring old Libra!"
*Note: I promise the ending will make perfect ironic sense after you think about it for a bit. I promise!*