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Azerbaijan isn't a central Asian country
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*This is a sequel to [Beavers](/posts/beavers)*
The long road from Tehran, Iran to Baku, Azerbaijan stretches a thousand kilometers across the unremittingly barren steppes of central Asia, filled with ancient intrigue, treachery, mystery, and let's be honest, just a lot of boredom and "are we there yet"s. Especially when you're trying to survive a 12-hour bus ride with two Taliban fighters, a Ukrainian ex-dictator, a Chinese anthropology professor, and a cute Pallas's cat who may or may not want to kill you.
The long road from Tehran, Iran to Baku, Azerbaijan stretches a thousand kilometers across the unremittingly barren steppes of western Asia, filled with ancient intrigue, treachery, mystery, and let's be honest, just a lot of boredom and "are we there yet"s. Especially when you're trying to survive a 12-hour bus ride with two Taliban fighters, a Ukrainian ex-dictator, a Chinese anthropology professor, and a cute Pallas's cat who may or may not want to kill you.
Leiaou was a spunky anime girl from the Ryukyu Islands, with multiple bounties on her head from various governments, including Kazakhstan. It's a long story. Basically, she knew too much about Kazakhstan's plot to manipulate the FIFA World Cup bidding process, and the tyrannical Pallas's cats covertly puppeting the Kazakh government knew she had to be silenced. Leiaou was doomed—Kazakhstan's most feared assassin, a crafty Pallas's cat named Zhandos, was hot on her heels.