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@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ Speaking of sporting events, the FIFA World Cup was more rigged than the skeleto
Kazakhstan is the greatest country on Earth that you've never heard of. Founded in 1991 by a horde of anti-communist Pallas's cats (if you've never heard of Pallas's cats, you don't know what you're missing out on, and you should look it up right now), its only claim to fame has been renaming its capital city every other year, most recently to Crypto.com, for which it holds a Guinness World Record.
The bidding process for the 2026 FIFA World Cup had boiled down to only 2 cities: Crypto.com, Kazakhstan and London, Canada. Leiaou was an anime girl-turned secret agent for the nominally infamous KGB (Kazakhstan Gang of Bullies, not to be confused with the Soviet KGB) and tasked with sabotaging their arch-nemesis Canada's secret army of genetically-enhanced chess grandmaster beavers.
The bidding process for the 2026 FIFA World Cup had boiled down to only 2 cities: Crypto.com, Kazakhstan and London, Canada. Leiaou was a teenage anime girl-turned secret agent for the nominally infamous KGB (Kazakhstan Gang of Bullies, not to be confused with the Soviet KGB) and tasked with sabotaging their arch-nemesis Canada's secret army of genetically-enhanced chess grandmaster beavers.
The musky odor of beaver hair mingled with the acerbic fragrance of urine as Leiaou contemplated aborting the mission and defecting to Canada, before remembering that abortion is illegal in Kazakhstan. Suddenly. A strange, deafening sound jolted her senses and there she saw them. A whole stampede.