diff --git a/content/posts/azerbaijan.md b/content/posts/azerbaijan.md index a1e056d..f6d65d6 100644 --- a/content/posts/azerbaijan.md +++ b/content/posts/azerbaijan.md @@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ Azerbaijan simply does not exist. "Baku" was just a giant cluttered heap of old scraps and outdated tech collected over years in some kind of bizarre Soviet-style scrapyard project gone wrong. A few exhausted locals walked by, chatting in Kazakh. The evidence was there, right there in front of their faces. Azerbaijan simply does not exist. -Zhandos's philosophical crisis evaporated instantly. So he was right all along! Azerbaijan really didn't exist! Hooray! Now all he had to do was murder Leiaou before—two Kazakh agents suddenly apprehended Zhandos and told him he was under arrest for failing to assassinate Leiaou and betraying the great nation of Kazakhstan! Hip, hip, hooray! +Zhandos's philosophical crisis evaporated instantly. So he was right all along! Azerbaijan really didn't exist! Hooray! Now all he had to do was murder Leiaou—two Kazakh agents suddenly apprehended Zhandos and told him he was under arrest for failing to assassinate Leiaou and betraying the great nation of Kazakhstan! Hip, hip, hooray! "I'm sorry! Don't take me to prison!" Zhandos shrieked, so the Kazakh agents prepared to stuff a dead frog into his throat to silence his screaming. Zhandos managed to squeeze in one final yelp, "And please don't only serve me mayonnaise-flavored ice cream in prison!"