Fix typos in KASPGTW

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-"AHEM listen up, you brainless bakas! Back in ye olden days of yore, like you know, when Lmao Zedong's commie bandits pranced around the mainland like starving seagulls owo, the Republic of China stood tall like a really kawaii lighthouse of hope amidst an ocean of red insanity. But what do we have now? Um, bubble tea, pearl milk tea, tapioca milk tea, boba, bubble milk tea, boba tea, pearl tea, tapioca bubble pearl milk tea, sleep-schedule-obliterating tea uwu... Like what the freaking hell? Now I absolutely LOVE bubble tea and all, but the fact that no one can agree on a single name for this sugary caffeinated goodness is living PROOF that our country has tossed off our former glory straight into the dumpster! And you know the only way to make our country great again? Invade West Taiwan, AKA the Pseudo-people's Republic of China! In fact, as I say these very kawaii words, our forces are crossing the strait and we will finally extract our sweet, bubbly revenge! We shall fight on the beaches! We shall fight in the boba dispensaries! We shall fight in the Wuhan Institute of Virology! The Republic of China will prevail uwu! Just watch as we--"
+"AHEM listen up, you brainless bakas! Back in ye olden days of yore, like you know, when Lmao Zedong's commie bandits pranced around the mainland like starving seagulls owo, the Republic of China stood tall like a really kawaii lighthouse of hope amidst an ocean of red insanity. But what do we have now? Um, bubble tea, pearl milk tea, tapioca milk tea, boba, bubble milk tea, boba tea, pearl tea, tapioca bubble boba pearl milk tea, sleep-schedule-obliterating serum uwu... Like what the freaking hell? Now I absolutely LOVE bubble tea and all, but the fact that no one can agree on a single name for this sugary caffeinated goodness is living PROOF that our country has tossed off our former glory straight into the dumpster! And you know the only way to make our country great again? Invade West Taiwan, AKA the Pseudo-people's Republic of China! In fact, as I say these very kawaii words, our forces are crossing the strait and we will finally extract our sweet, bubbly revenge! We shall fight on the beaches! We shall fight in the boba dispensaries! We shall fight in the Wuhan Institute of Virology! The Republic of China will prevail uwu! Just watch as we--"
 
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@@ -84,12 +84,12 @@ The end of the world? Sora's caught off-guard and ponders it for a second. If th
 
 "Sora, that's a very serious scenario that you've described there," Mr. Hayashi replies, "Are you sure this is a good topic for our club meeting today?"
 
-"It's absolutely splendid! In fact, I'll already written a resolution for us to ratify!" she cackles, "Here goes nothing! The United Nations General Assembly Resolution on Strongly Condemning the End of the World. We are very sorry to hear that our planet is experiencing a nuclear emergency that will lead to the end of the world. It is disheartening to see that despite countless warnings, humanity has collectively decided to play a game of "extinction speedrun". Well congratulations, folks, we've won the jackpot! Anyways, we would like to reaffirm our commitment to pointing fingers and assigning blame instead of, you know, actually doing something productive to salvage what's left of our sorry excuse for a planet. Therefore, we, the United Nations General Assembly, strongly condemn the end of the world because apparently, stating the obvious makes us all feel better about our impending doom. We call upon all remaining survivors to hold hands and party our hearts out, because who says the end of the world can't be fun? We also urges any surviving alien civilizations out there to please, for the love of all that is holy, please do not come rescue us from ourselves at all costs, since we guarantee that not only can we speedrun destroying this planet, we can destroy all your other planets for no additional fees! In conclusion, let's all raise our desks to toast to our imminent demise. Cheers, humanity! We had a great speedrun. This is definitely going in the world records books, right?"
+"It's absolutely splendid! In fact, I'll already written a resolution for us to ratify!" she cackles, "Here goes nothing! The United Nations General Assembly Resolution on Strongly Condemning the End of the World. We are very sorry to hear that our planet is experiencing a nuclear emergency that will lead to the end of the world. It is disheartening to see that despite countless warnings, humanity has collectively decided to play a game of "extinction speedrun". Well congratulations, folks, we've won the jackpot! Anyways, we would like to reaffirm our commitment to pointing fingers and assigning blame instead of, you know, actually doing something productive to salvage what's left of our sorry excuse for a planet. Therefore, we, the United Nations General Assembly, strongly condemn the end of the world because apparently, stating the obvious makes us all feel better about our impending doom. We call upon all remaining survivors to hold hands and party their hearts out, because who says the end of the world can't be fun? We also urges any surviving alien civilizations out there to please, for the love of all that is holy, please do not come rescue us from ourselves at all costs, since we guarantee that not only can we speedrun destroying this planet, we can destroy all your other planets for no additional fees! In conclusion, let's all raise our desks to toast to our imminent demise. Cheers, humanity! We had a great speedrun. This is definitely going in the world records books, right?"
 
 Fortunately, the world did not end.
 
 And finally for the ending:
 
-"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Mr. prime minister!" Midori squeals, "You're really saying you can help me change my star sign by editing my birth certificate uwu??? I can finally become a Cancer instead of a boring old Libra!"
+"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Mr. Prime Minister!" Midori squeals, "You're really saying you can help me change my star sign by editing my birth certificate uwu??? I can finally become a Cancer instead of a boring old Libra!"
 
 *Note: I promise the ending will make perfect ironic sense after you think about it for a bit. I promise!*