Attribute quotes to me and ChatGPT instead of characters in Pilogy

content/about/quotes.md

@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ Just some quotes I like. I also have a [fortune of the day website](https://fort
 \- Linus Torvalds
 
 "The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I'm sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out before us. We see the same things every day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms. We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us. And no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up. This is very important, so I want to say it as clearly as I can: FUCK. THAT. SHIT."\
-\- Randall Munroe
+\- Randall Munroe, [Dreams](https://xkcd.com/137/)
 
 "There's *real* poetry in the *real* world. Science is the poetry of reality."\
 \- Richard Dawkins
@@ -106,19 +106,19 @@ Just some quotes I like. I also have a [fortune of the day website](https://fort
 \- Unknown
 
 "A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation."\
-\- H. H. Munroe, "Saki"
+\- H. H. Munroe
 
 "An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot."\
 \- Rich Julius
 
 "I will never surrender to fascist zebras to cosplaying as unicorns!"\
-\- Rei in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
+\- Me
 
 "Tell 5 of your friends about Quote of the Day, and receive a FREE Quote of the Day!!!"\
 \- Me
 
 "Manifest Destiny often times ends in dysentery."\
-\- James Mickens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajGX7odA87k)
+\- James Mickens, [Q: Why Do Keynote Speakers Keep Suggesting That Improving Security Is Possible?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajGX7odA87k)
 
 "Whoever just pinged @everyone, ple@se st@y @w@y from the @ key unless it's @n emergency. Th@nks!"\
 \- ChatGPT
@@ -130,34 +130,25 @@ Just some quotes I like. I also have a [fortune of the day website](https://fort
 \- Douglas Adams
 
 "Ugly implicit complex complicated bourgeoisie bruxists, reveal yourselves!"\
-\- The Comptroller in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
+\- Me
 
 "And, let's not forget about lychee jelly, the perfect complement to any military dictatorship."\
-\- Lilianne in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
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-"As for C++, I'll just say that the last time I tried using it, I was having problems with their std::list and tried searching it up online, but only got results of lists of STDs. So I think that says quite a lot about C++."\
-\- Guido van Rossum in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
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-"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary, and nine kinds of people that don't."\
-\- Recurring joke in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
+\- ChatGPT
 
 "Ughhh I can't BELIEVE it!!! Different couNtriEs haVING different RAILway GAAAUGES?! ThAt's just SO unFAIR! It's SO inCOHErEnt and FRUstratING! I meAn, sure, wonDERful colORs, fanTAsTic SOUNDS, and oh-so-KAWaIi amBIENCE is deLIGHTful on its own, BUT how anNOYing is it thAT your faVORite mechaNIcal poeTry on whEELS can't even RUN THE SAME GAUGE as the counTRY nextdoor?! It's just SO maYAKASHĪ!! No ONE should even HAVE to THINK abOUT this--it SHOuld just BE!! It's a serIOUS TRAINfic JAM!! SPREAD the RAIlLOVE!"\
-\- Tsuki in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
+\- ChatGPT
 
 "I'll just use the Python pickle module to pickle all the kids... I assure you, it's completely safe and completely legal."\
-\- Guido van Rossum in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
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-"Sorry sensei, I totally forgot to do my homework because I was caught up in this epic quest to save Null Island from a rogue spambot invasion. I was so engrossed in it that I lost track of time and ended up binge-watching xkcd comics instead. And then, my Roomba got possessed by a Trumpism virus and I had to Rewrite it in Rust to stop it from taking over my house. Plus, I had to prepare heart disease-inducing macaroni and cheese for my sick Tsar-Bomba-wielding grandfather, who refused to eat anything else. And just when I thought things couldn't get any crazier, I got a message from Robert Mugabe inviting me to a Nando's chicken eating contest while riding an Excitebike. Needless to say, my bogomips were maxed out and my brain was fried. Can I get an extension?"\
-\- An email to Gerrit FFFFFF in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
+\- ChatGPT
 
 "Copy the kids, not the reference. Copy them. You know you want to copy them. You can't deep copy a shallow mind."\
-\- [To Be Filled By O.E.M.] in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
+\- ChatGPT
 
 "You gotta keep your balance as the water bottles are expanding."\
 \- Me
 
 "Having dictator on your resume is not very good."\
-\- Guido van Rossum in [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
+\- Me
 
 "You're doing the walking taco?"\
 \- Me
@@ -193,7 +184,7 @@ Just some quotes I like. I also have a [fortune of the day website](https://fort
 \- Me
 
 "A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, 'I know, I'll solve it with threads!'. has Now problems. two he"\
-\- [Stack Exchange](https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/223634/what-is-meant-by-now-you-have-two-problems#comment445252_223634)
+\- [Stack Exchange chat](https://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/7607698#7607698)
 
 "We're trying to figure out how to report capital gains from time traveling on our tax returns."\
 \- Me
@@ -228,12 +219,6 @@ Just some quotes I like. I also have a [fortune of the day website](https://fort
 "A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam."\
 \- Unknown
 
-"Hey, it's not my fault that I'm insane. I blame complicated societal, biological, political, and astrophysiological factors completely outside of my control!"\
-\- Some random anime girl
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-"That countertop is as unique as a mutant rabbit that can shoot venom out of its nose! We just have to go through every house in Shanghai on realtor.com until we find one with that countertop!"\
-\- Cheetos
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 "War does not determine who is right--only who is left."\
 \- Bertrand Russell
 
@@ -259,7 +244,7 @@ Just some quotes I like. I also have a [fortune of the day website](https://fort
 \- Anonymous
 
 "It will make you laugh! It will make you cry! It will make you try mayonnaise-frosted pie!"\
-\- Blurb for [pilogy](https://codeberg.org/LadueCS/Lore/raw/branch/main/pilogy.pdf)
+\- Me
 
 "The walking, talking thesaurus is unvanquishable!"\
 \- Me