Clarify poker term
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@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ Zhandos was also readily aware of the truth. He had no doubt that "Azerbaijan" w
The black hole that was the poker game had now engulfed Leiaou and the Chinese anthropology professor and even Zhandos. The thrill! The Taliban bros were losing left and right of what was left of their money, but everyone was having tons of fun, which we all know is what matters. This round, the flop was all aces. Leiaou had the final ace, the Ace of Spades, and bet all her chips. One of the Taliban fighters accused her of bluffing and bet his entire arm. The other Taliban dude bet both his arms. Zhandos bet all of his raincoats. The anthropology professor bet all the languages in Azerbaijan. The Ukrainian bet the entire country of Azerbaijan.
The fourth card was a King of Hearts and the fifth a Queen of Hearts, and after a final round of everyone accusing everyone else of bluffing and/or not being able to fulfill their bets, the suspense crescendoed with everyone revealing their cards. Zhandos had the Jack and 10 of Hearts—a Royal Flush!—and the entire bus erupted into chaos. The bus driver reminded everyone to stay calm and civil so he could focus on the road.
The fourth dealt card was a King of Hearts and the fifth a Queen of Hearts, and after a final round of everyone accusing everyone else of bluffing and/or not being able to fulfill their bets, the suspense crescendoed with everyone revealing their cards. Zhandos had the Jack and 10 of Hearts—a Royal Flush!—and the entire bus erupted into chaos. The bus driver reminded everyone to stay calm and civil so he could focus on the road.
Zhandos had now won "Azerbaijan", and he didn't quite know what to do. After all, "Azerbaijan" didn't even exist! But how could all the other passengers be so naive and ignorant about the truth of their destination? Oh right, the whole point of this "Azerbaijan" nonsense is so that everyone mistakenly thinks it exists! But if everyone thinks "Azerbaijan" exists, then does it exist? Screw this philosophy nonsense, Zhandos was here to have some fun killing people, not ponder the intricacies of epistemology. With that, he gingerly extracted a poison-tipped rod of uncooked spaghetti from his third outermost raincoat, and pointed the murder weapon straight at Leiaou.