Anthony Wang
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25 lines
1.3 KiB
HTML
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<div class="quote">“To Be Filled By O.E.M.”</div>
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<div>CC BY-SA 4.0</div>
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<script>
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var quotes = [
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"I'm not young enough to know everything.",
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"I think I'm eating the circular fry from the wrong dimension.",
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"I want to see the universe in debug mode.",
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"The kid was deliberately and maliciously watching television at him.",
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"How anNOYing is it thAT your faVORite mechaNIcal poeTry on whEELS can't even RUN THE SAME GAUGE as the counTRY nextdoor?!",
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"We're trying to figure out how to report capital gains from time traveling on our tax returns.",
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"The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.",
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"I bet I just made you refresh the page 1000 times.",
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"source ~/.bash_history",
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"It tastes like I'm a giraffe.",
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"憂鬱的臺灣烏龜",
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"If you refuse this mission, I'll break the fourth wall again!",
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"An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.",
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"I distinctly remember forgetting that.",
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"It will make you laugh! It will make you cry! It will make you try mayonnaise-frosted pie!",
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"Icicles? Tide pods? No, typos."
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]
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document.querySelector(".quote").innerHTML = "“" + quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)] + "”";
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</script>
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</footer>
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