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Anthony Wang 2022-07-10 12:27:32 -05:00
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@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ This is not her story.
But this story is about a book, specifically, a really crappy out-of-date waste-of-money book called *The Hitchhiker's Guide to Arch Linux*. It's not worth your time to read it, so thankfully you aren't reading *The Hitchhiker's Guide to Arch Linux* right now. But Lalani has read it before, for the sole reason that it's the thickest book on the bookshelf in Mr. FFFFFF's classroom.
Mr. FFFFFF is the teacher of the Advanced Placement Java Language and Culture class at LHWHS and therefore, the sponsor of LHWHSCSC because no other teacher knows what binary is. (The math teachers are the "why use binary when we have ten fingers and clearly should use base 10" kind of person.) Club meetings take place weekly every Out of Touch Thursday in Mr. FFFFFF's room with high probability. Mr. FFFFFF's room is a perfect specular reflection of his personality, with posters of algorithms on the wall that you can use while cheating on his tests, desks arranged in the exact combination to cause the most congestion, using a layout he generated using a genetic algorithm, a small Raspberry Pi in a chaotic case spiderwebbed by cables that's the LHWHSCSC club server hosting a SOCKS proxy for bypassing the school's internet filter, and a bookshelf with books about every programming language in existence, from the A programming language to Z. There's one book that stands out.
Mr. FFFFFF (that's what it sounds like when he debugs code) is the teacher of the Advanced Placement Java Language and Culture class at LHWHS and therefore, the sponsor of LHWHSCSC because no other teacher knows what binary is. (The math teachers are the "why use binary when we have ten fingers and clearly should use base 10" kind of person.) Club meetings take place weekly every Out of Touch Thursday in Mr. FFFFFF's room with high probability. Mr. FFFFFF's room is a perfect specular reflection of his personality, with posters of algorithms on the wall that you can use while cheating on his tests, desks arranged in the exact combination to cause the most congestion, using a layout he generated using a genetic algorithm, a small Raspberry Pi in a chaotic case spiderwebbed by cables that's the LHWHSCSC club server hosting a SOCKS proxy for bypassing the school's internet filter, and a bookshelf with books about every programming language in existence, from the A programming language to Z. There's one book that stands out.
No, you're wrong.