{
  hardware = {
    enableAllFirmware = true; # I don't care about licenses
    enableRedistributableFirmware = true; # See above, just making it explicit.
    bluetooth.enable = false; # This is a server lol
    bumblebee.enable = false; # What is this lol
    ckb-next.enable = false; # No corsair keyboards for me :Sadge:
    cpu.amd.updateMicrocode = true; # Yummy yummy microcode updates
    gpgSmartcards.enable = true; # I have a yubikey with gpg keys.
    opengl.enable = false; # Once again, a server.
    pulseaudio.enable = false; # Server
    video.hidpi.enable = false; # Server
  };
}