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@ -13,13 +13,13 @@ Oh, joy! Another sequel? Maybe we'll actually learn Ben Qi's secret this time. N
Ben's viral meltdown was literally a magnet to Calumny, and she quickly devoted herself towards discovering Ben's secret. Forget about personal boundaries. Just imagine the mouthwatering gossip potential!
Anyways, Calumny's first genius plan was to organize a fake IOI consisting of only the A Plus B problem and join the exclusive club of IOI winners. Unfortunately, the contest attracted the attention of Ben too, who swooped in, smashed his keyboard, and cleared all the test cases faster than Calumny could open her IDE. Ben might have lost half of his brain cells, but his fingers were still perfectly intact. Oh well, no IOI gold medal for you!
Anyways, Calumny's first genius plan was to organize a fake IOI consisting of only the A Plus B problem and join the exclusive club of IOI winners. Unfortunately, the contest attracted the attention of Ben too, who swooped in, smashed his keyboard, and cleared all the test cases faster than Calumny could open her IDE. Ben might have lost half of his brain cells, but his fingers were still perfectly intact. Oh well, no IOI gold medal for you, better luck next time!
Next, Calumny tried a side-channel attack of obtaining the secret through Ennui. Well actually, after falling into the abyss of boredom again, Ennui was back on the Trans-Siberian Railway, far, far away. Welp, that won't work, so back to the drawing board.
Another stroke of genius: hide secret microphones in pack of instant ramen to eavesdrop on Ben's conversations! Oh oops, Ben just microwaved the ramen, transforming the microphones into gooey carcinogens.
Another stroke of genius: hide secret microphones in pack of instant ramen to eavesdrop on Ben's conversations! Oh oops, Ben just microwaved the ramen, transforming the microphones into gooey carcinogens. Smooth move, Calumny, real smooth.
Undeterred, Calumny attempted to disguise herself as a giant Oreo and waltz right into Ben's house. That plan quickly derailed though after Ben hoisted the Oreo into his oven and wondering why it was screaming.
Undeterred, Calumny attempted to disguise herself as a giant Oreo and waltz right into Ben's house. That plan quickly derailed though after Ben hoisted the Oreo into his oven and wondering why it was screaming. Classic mix-up, right?
Exasperated, Calumny yelled, "Ben, put me down! I'm Calumny, Ennui's sister, not some bakery product!"