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"AHEM listen up, you brainless bakas! Back in ye olden days of yore, like you know, when Lmao Zedong's commie bandits pranced around the mainland like starving seagulls owo, the Republic of China stood tall like a really kawaii lighthouse of hope amidst an ocean of red insanity. But what do we have now? Um, bubble tea, pearl milk tea, tapioca milk tea, boba, bubble milk tea, boba tea, pearl tea, tapioca bubble boba pearl milk tea, sleep-schedule-obliterating serum uwu... Like what the freaking hell? Now I absolutely LOVE bubble tea and all, but the fact that no one can agree on a single name for this sugary caffeinated goodness is living PROOF that our country has tossed off our former glory straight into the dumpster! And you know the only way to make our country great again? Invade West Taiwan, AKA the Pseudo-people's Republic of China! In fact, as I say these very kawaii words, our forces are crossing the strait and we will finally extract our sweet, bubbly revenge! We shall fight on the beaches! We shall fight in the boba dispensaries! We shall fight in the Wuhan Institute of Virology! The Republic of China will prevail uwu! Just watch as we--"
"AHEM listen up, you brainless bakas! Back in ye olden days of yore, like you know, when Lmao Zedong's commie bandits pranced around the mainland like starving seagulls owo, the majestic Republic of China stood tall like a really super kawaii lighthouse of hope amidst an ocean of red insanity. But what do we have now? Um, bubble tea, pearl milk tea, tapioca milk tea, boba, bubble milk tea, boba tea, pearl tea, tapioca bubble boba pearl milk tea, sleep-schedule-obliterating serum uwu... Like what the freaking hell? Now I absolutely LOVE bubble tea and all, but the fact that no one can agree on a single name for this sugary caffeinated goodness is living PROOF that our country has tossed off our former glory straight into the dumpster! And you know the only way to make our country great again? Invade West Taiwan, AKA the Pseudo-people's Republic of China! In fact, as I say these very kawaii words, our forces are crossing the strait and we will finally extract our sweet, bubbly revenge! We shall fight on the beaches! We shall fight in the boba dispensaries! We shall fight in the Wuhan Institute of Virology! The Republic of China will prevail uwu! Just watch as we--"
"STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP--"