Anthony Wang
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8 lines
1.1 KiB
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var quotes = ["I'm not young enough to know everything.", "Never surrender to fascist zebras to cosplaying as unicorns!", "I want to see the universe in debug mode.", "The kid was deliberately and maliciously watching television at him.", "How anNOYing is it thAT your faVORite mechaNIcal poeTry on whEELS can't even RUN THE SAME GAUGE as the counTRY nextdoor?!", "We're trying to figure out how to report capital gains from time traveling on our tax returns.", "The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.", "I bet I just made you refresh the page 16 times.", "source ~/.bash_history", "Nobody actually reads these.", "This quote is intentionally left blank.", "If you refuse this mission, I'll break the fourth wall again!", "An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.", "I distinctly remember forgetting that.", "Don't mind me, I'm just a professional mouse finder.", "Icicles? Tide pods? No, typos."]
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document.querySelector(".quote").innerHTML = quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)];
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