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77 lines
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title: "About"
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type: page
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a sentient dodecahedron.
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learning.
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sleeping with 1/3 probability.
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[coding](/projects).
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(idk what to put here).
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enjoying my life in St. Louis, Misery (er... Missouri).
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crafting [dodecahedra](/projects/dodecahedra).
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[wasting time](games) the most efficient way possible.
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trying to master [algorithmic wizardry](/projects/competitive-programming).
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building a [community](https://exozy.me).
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violating the [Discord](/posts/dont-use-discord/) TOS daily.
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pretending like I know [$SOME_RANDOM_PROGRAMMING_LANGUAGE](languages).
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trying to find time to actually read real [books](books).
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making code forges [talk to each other](https://nlnet.nl/project/Gitea/).
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creating a compilation of hilariously useless (and fun!) [quotes](quotes).
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trapped inside [vim](https://www.reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/hssui9/comment/fych9dq/).
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spending hours [copying posts from my five previous blogs](https://git.exozy.me/a/website/issues/1) to this website and too tired to convert the crappy BBCode posts to Markdown.
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permanently incapable of drawing just about anything whatsoever.
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faithfully cataloguing my [horde](hardware).
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training neural networks to [vomit garbage](https://social.exozy.me/@ebooks/).
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looking up images online of chevrotains, jerboas, Tibetan foxes, Pallas's cats, potoos, and alpacas, which you should too, because it will instantly make your day better.
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[breaking Arch Linux machines](/posts/installing-every-arch-package/).
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making Python segfault.
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fork bombing myself.
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running [docker inside docker inside docker inside docker](https://git.exozy.me/a/Arch-All-the-Way-Down).
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doing math unironically.
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destroying GitHub.
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getting roasted for my terrible [software stack](software).
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seeding this website with tons of [secret easter eggs](puzzle).
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amazed that special patterns in my biological neural networks transcribed into UTF-8 encoded strings in Markdown documents converted into HTML by [Hugo](https://gohugo.io) with the [Gokarna theme](https://github.com/526avijitgupta/gokarna) deployed to [exozyme](https://exozy.me) using [Woodpecker CI](https://woodpecker-ci.org) transmitted over HTTP and displayed on your screen have now created special patterns in your biological neural networks.
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still alive.
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(this line is reserved for future bug fixes).
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paralyzed by the [infinite possibilities for each day](https://xkcd.com/137/).
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atrocious at writing poetry.
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[pi](https://tauday.com).
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